The BENTLEY Desert Boot in Black Crinkle Patent, £295
5 Reasons Why I Love Black Patent Shoes for New Years:
1. Because it’s the one night of the year when you cannot be too over-dressed, so why not give it all you got?
2. Because they are slick, shiny and never go out of fashion (especially in Milan).
3. Because you can just sponge off the crusted beer and cigarette ash the next morning and they will look brand new again!
4. Because it’s the male equivalent of the ‘Fuck-Me-Pump’.
5. Because you’ll feel like Fred Astaire (after a few bottles of bubbly).
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